As of about 45 minutes ago, there’s no longer a “2″ in the tens column of my age.  Which is fine by me.  I wasn’t doing anything with that 2 anyway.

Happy birthday to me, Gandhi, Sting, and Peanuts.


10 Responses to “So I can be done with this decade? Lovely.”  

  1. 1 Eric

    Being that I’m one of the few who would read this after midnight east coast time, let me be one of, if not the, first to wish you a happy birthday. I’ll be drinking a beer and watching Heroes in your honor momentarily.

  2. 2 Ananth Sarathy

    You’re old. Just take solice in the fact I am older..

  3. 3 pedro

    Who’d have ever thought either one of us would have lived to a third decade? Clearly, we didn’t nurture our enemies enough.

    Happy Birffday, Steve.

  4. 4 Melissa McEwan

    Happy Birthday!

  5. 5 Steve

    Thanks, y’all.

    You know, if I were a better citizen of the Tubes, the title of this post would have been “I can has thrteez?” Alas, yet another missed opportunity. :)

  6. 6 Tom

    Fear not old age, you still have the smooth, boyish cheeks of a man half your age.

    And your cock, sweet goodness, your cock, it looks not a day over 5.

    How well you’ve held up!

    Happy Birthday!

  7. 7 Graham

    Happy birthday Steve.

    Cock punches all around.

    Hope your knee hurt this morning.

  8. 8 Nicole

    Wow, how ’bout just a good old Happy Birthday! :) No mention of the boys. Oops.

  9. 9 MW

    I’m so behind on this one, Steve. Happy Birthday! I knew there was a reason I’m drinking more than usual this month–I’ve been unconsciously celebrating you.

  10. 10 Steve

    Excellent. I am everywhere.

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