Comments on: Oh, that’s just beautiful

By: Ananth

Ananth — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:50:31 +0000

They are extra evil…..

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:59:54 +0000

Does a White Martian have Goldschlager in it, instead of vodka?

Jesus, I just threw up a little. Maybe that’s why white Martians must be defeated at all costs?

By: Ananth

Ananth — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:16:05 +0000

Eric,
now that is the kind of batman fearing respect that I admire.

But for the Record, J’onn J’onzz can kick some major ass. One time, he went bad because of some weird thing about white martians, and he nearly ended the world.

By: Eric

Eric — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:32:01 +0000

Jefferson’s definitely Batman. Lincoln’s the goofy lookin guy who can still whoop ass (I’m just going to assume for the sake of argument that martian manhunter can whoop ass since frankly I’ve never seen him do anything). Jefferson’s the jack of all trades tinkerer bad-ass.

See if this makes sense. Upon meeting a bunch of Nobel Prize winners Kennedy remarks: “this is the greatest collection of talent and smarts ever assembled here, except when Batman dines alone”

By: Ananth

Ananth — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:22:34 +0000

No I think Martain Manhunter works the best. He arguably as smart as Batman and as Powerful as Superman, yet he is often overlooked in his shear level of ass kicking.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 23:36:09 +0000

Hey, Batman’s the shit; I’m not about to contest that.

In fact, I think Lincoln would be Batman, and George Washington would have to be Superman. It just fits better. Which would make Thomas Jefferson… I’m saying Martian Manhunter, but I’m open to being convinced of either Green Lantern or Wonder Woman.

The upshot to this, of course, is that the answer to any “Who would win in a fight…?” scenario is “Abraham Lincoln, if he has time to prepare.” Which seems right to me.

By: Ananth

Ananth — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:47:11 +0000

How can you make a statement that somehow subjegates Batman’s status in the Justice League to some second fiddle to the big blue boy scout? Did you forget the Justice League Batman is a founding member for two reasons
1) He is the world’s biggest smarty pants
2) Everyone is (rightfully) afraid of him, because when push comes to shove he has a plan to take them all out, just in case.

Sir, retract your blashepmous statement and acknowledge thy lord batman

more relevent, Dennis Prager is an idiot. When I become President I will swear myself in on the Bhadvagita or the Kama Sutra.

Also, big hat tip to Ellison, that was some nice political jujitsu.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:25:45 +0000

‘Cause, y’know, I’m just saying, for my international readers who may not know, Abraham Lincoln wasn’t just all about the Conan shit. There was some substance there.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:39:59 +0000

Oh, also preserving the Union and emancipating slaves. Those were some good ones by Lincoln, too.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:39:16 +0000

Thomas Jefferson barely misses GOAT status, as he has never demanded “broadswords in a pit” as the terms of a duel. Abraham Lincoln is thus Superman in the Presidential Justice League, but Thomas Jefferson is like at least Batman.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:35:25 +0000

Thomas Jefferson was the GOAT.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:22:50 +0000

Jefferson’s koran. That’s just beautiful, both on the patriotic level and the fuck you level.

By: pedro

pedro — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:29:41 +0000

When I become president, I’m going to swear my oath over a roll of toilet paper.