Comments on: Dear very persistent Googler, http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/ I might have been born yesterday, sir, but I stayed up all night. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:31:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Steve http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1468 Steve Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:00:41 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1468 I love the Internet. This electronic agora has enabled us to come together in an unprecedented human conversation, and hash out the pressing intellectual projects of our time, such as making sure we have a name for every single sexual fetish that ever has been, or potentially could be, conceived by the human psyche. Also, a library of photographs of every kitten ever born, I think. I love the Internet. This electronic agora has enabled us to come together in an unprecedented human conversation, and hash out the pressing intellectual projects of our time, such as making sure we have a name for every single sexual fetish that ever has been, or potentially could be, conceived by the human psyche.

Also, a library of photographs of every kitten ever born, I think.

]]> By: belledame222 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1464 belledame222 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:26:19 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1464 with a name like "Birthday Cake," i am thinking: lots of splosh. with a name like “Birthday Cake,” i am thinking: lots of splosh.

]]> By: Steve http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1308 Steve Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:17:50 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1308 I've never got anything nearly as middle-school zen as that. The best I've ever done, to my own mind, was to have been, on my old blog, the "I Feel Lucky" number-one search result for "fucking Dominicans" on Google. The old blog was named "Birthday Cake" -- I like to think that title was ambiguous enough that more than one person looking for very specific internet porn clicked on the link only to find a blog full of lefty politics and astronaut fetishizing. If I'm going to disappoint anyone, I am pleased to disappoint people searching for racial porn. I’ve never got anything nearly as middle-school zen as that. The best I’ve ever done, to my own mind, was to have been, on my old blog, the “I Feel Lucky” number-one search result for “fucking Dominicans” on Google. The old blog was named “Birthday Cake” — I like to think that title was ambiguous enough that more than one person looking for very specific internet porn clicked on the link only to find a blog full of lefty politics and astronaut fetishizing.

If I’m going to disappoint anyone, I am pleased to disappoint people searching for racial porn.

]]> By: belledame222 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1306 belledame222 Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:55:25 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-1306 my favorite search string ever: "no one knows the true meaning of nipples and what they can do to our souls." i have often pondered this, since, in the dead of night. my favorite search string ever:

“no one knows the true meaning of nipples and what they can do to our souls.”

i have often pondered this, since, in the dead of night.

]]> By: Kate http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-885 Kate Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:08:31 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-885 I suspect planets can be declassified much in the same way that saints were demoted during Vatican II... Uranus? (sorry...couldn't help it...) I suspect planets can be declassified much in the same way that saints were demoted during Vatican II…

Uranus? (sorry…couldn’t help it…)

]]> By: Nicole http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-871 Nicole Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:29:30 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-871 I know this is unrelated but I feel that this is a forum for scientific discussion- how does a planet just get declassified as a planet?? And what is My Very Excellent Mother Just going to Serve Us now???? I know this is unrelated but I feel that this is a forum for scientific discussion- how does a planet just get declassified as a planet?? And what is My Very Excellent Mother Just going to Serve Us now????

]]> By: Graham Campbell http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-862 Graham Campbell Tue, 22 Aug 2006 22:15:44 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-862 Why when you cut, do you cut so deep? Don't you have a parked car to set on fire? Go say hi to my favorite crackheads on 114 St. Why when you cut, do you cut so deep?

Don’t you have a parked car to set on fire? Go say hi to my favorite crackheads on 114 St.

]]> By: pedro http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-861 pedro Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:57:11 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-861 I know why it comes up for whitey the clown. It's weird that you don't see why yet. I'll let that one sink in. Cracker. I know why it comes up for whitey the clown. It’s weird that you don’t see why yet.

I’ll let that one sink in. Cracker.

]]> By: Steve http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-840 Steve Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:42:19 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-840 I was checking my referral logs, and someone clicked through to this site a bunch of times from the Google search results for the string "whitey the clown." Why my site comes up when you search for whitey the clown, I know not. Someone also got here once by searching for "baboon penis." I was checking my referral logs, and someone clicked through to this site a bunch of times from the Google search results for the string “whitey the clown.” Why my site comes up when you search for whitey the clown, I know not. Someone also got here once by searching for “baboon penis.”

]]> By: Graham Campbell http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-838 Graham Campbell Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:48:50 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-838 Dude, Can you explain that post for the dimwits in the bunch? Dude,

Can you explain that post for the dimwits in the bunch?

]]> By: Tom http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-827 Tom Sat, 19 Aug 2006 14:27:58 +0000 http://stevesiwy.com/blog/2006/08/18/dear-very-persistent-googler/#comment-827 hey, you never posted my baboon penis picture. fucker. hey, you never posted my baboon penis picture. fucker.

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