Per aspera ~ Dear very persistent Googler,

Dear very persistent Googler,

Published 1:57PM, Friday, 08/18/2006 in Metablogular

I have no “whitey the clown” for you.Â I’m not sure who would have it, but I know it ain’t me.

I do, however, have “baboon penis” from time to time, so if you’re reading this, other less persistent but more intriguing Googler, you’re in luck.

If you are both in fact the same Googler, taking a break from race-based clowning to enjoy some ape-dick, I hope you’ll pardon me if I greet you with a head-nod from over here, rather than shaking your hand.

Vaya con dios, and I shall remain,

Yours truly,
Steve

11 Responses to “Dear very persistent Googler,”

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1 Tom Aug 19th, 2006 at 10:27 am

hey, you never posted my baboon penis picture. fucker.
2 Graham Campbell Aug 20th, 2006 at 3:48 pm

Dude,

Can you explain that post for the dimwits in the bunch?
3 Steve Aug 20th, 2006 at 5:42 pm

I was checking my referral logs, and someone clicked through to this site a bunch of times from the Google search results for the string “whitey the clown.” Why my site comes up when you search for whitey the clown, I know not. Someone also got here once by searching for “baboon penis.”
4 pedro Aug 22nd, 2006 at 4:57 pm

I know why it comes up for whitey the clown. It’s weird that you don’t see why yet.

I’ll let that one sink in. Cracker.
5 Graham Campbell Aug 22nd, 2006 at 6:15 pm

Why when you cut, do you cut so deep?

Don’t you have a parked car to set on fire? Go say hi to my favorite crackheads on 114 St.
6 Nicole Aug 24th, 2006 at 12:29 pm

I know this is unrelated but I feel that this is a forum for scientific discussion- how does a planet just get declassified as a planet?? And what is My Very Excellent Mother Just going to Serve Us now????
7 Kate Aug 25th, 2006 at 8:08 pm

I suspect planets can be declassified much in the same way that saints were demoted during Vatican II…

Uranus? (sorry…couldn’t help it…)
8 belledame222 Sep 23rd, 2006 at 6:55 am

my favorite search string ever:

“no one knows the true meaning of nipples and what they can do to our souls.”

i have often pondered this, since, in the dead of night.
9 Steve Sep 24th, 2006 at 4:17 am

I’ve never got anything nearly as middle-school zen as that. The best I’ve ever done, to my own mind, was to have been, on my old blog, the “I Feel Lucky” number-one search result for “fucking Dominicans” on Google. The old blog was named “Birthday Cake” — I like to think that title was ambiguous enough that more than one person looking for very specific internet porn clicked on the link only to find a blog full of lefty politics and astronaut fetishizing.

If I’m going to disappoint anyone, I am pleased to disappoint people searching for racial porn.
10 belledame222 Sep 29th, 2006 at 6:26 pm

with a name like “Birthday Cake,” i am thinking: lots of splosh.
11 Steve Sep 30th, 2006 at 7:00 pm

I love the Internet. This electronic agora has enabled us to come together in an unprecedented human conversation, and hash out the pressing intellectual projects of our time, such as making sure we have a name for every single sexual fetish that ever has been, or potentially could be, conceived by the human psyche.

Also, a library of photographs of every kitten ever born, I think.