Per aspera

None of this atheism crap for me, anymore.  My Lord is jacked, and ready to deliver a grim n’ gritty beatdown to any pagan even looks at him wrong,

And by my Lord, I mean Jesus Christ as interpreted by, no shit, Rob Liefeld.  I can’t decide which book Liefeld more urgently needs to consult, a Bible or a Burne Hogarth figure-drawing tutorial.  Actually, no, his theology’s way more bizarre than his anatomy, so we’ll get him that Bible first.  The Good News version, maybe, just to ease him into it.

If that works out, we can get him a few books on Greek versus Roman mythology, medieval English, and SWEET BALLS WHAT GOES ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD ROB LIEFELD.