Disappointment

Gwyneth Paltrow and the guy with the falsetto have had a second child, a boy, and they have not named him Banana.


9 Responses to “Disappointment”  

  1. 1 Ananth

    wouldn’t orange have made more sense?

  2. 2 Steve

    No. The fuck kind of fruit bowl do you have at your house?

  3. 3 Nicole

    Hopefully the kind without bananas, which should be made illegal as both a fruit and a child’s name.

  4. 4 Nicole

    I know I’m not supposed to be making random comments unrelated to the blog topic, but I like the fade effect when comments are posted.

  5. 5 Ananth

    Fruit bowls are for sissies.

  6. 6 Steve

    Bananas are mad good. And as one of the ladiez, Nicole, you should be worrying about potassium. I’m not sure why. Probably just because you’re one of the ladiez, and we as a society like to keep the ladiez worrying.

    Also, if knowing that the complement to “apple” is “banana” makes me a sissy, I happily embrace the title.

  7. 7 Ananth

    I am just saying that fruit bowls are for sissies. Knowing stuff never made a person a sissy. Also I do not believe fruits have complements. Perhaps I am wrong. It would not be the first time.

  8. 8 Steve

    BANANA!

  9. 9 Nicole

    Fruits totally have complements– smoothie flavors such as strawberry-pineapple. I don’t happen to think apples go with bananas in a smoothie though.

    But, there is that song:
    I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas, I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas, I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos, I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos, etc.

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